AWKWARD CEOSEPARATE FROM NEWFORM $39 🛍 Bundle
200+ THREADS TESTED  •  EST. 2026

Ebooks for founders who are great at business, awkward at everything else.

No fluff. No guru. Just what actually worked building in public as a founder who can close a deal but can't make small talk at a dinner.

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200+THREADS TESTED
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01 / PLAYBOOK  •  28 PAGES • PDF + NOTION

The Awkward CEO's Threads Playbook

How @newformceo grew without dancing on camera. No trends. Just hooks that hit.

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SPICY + USEFUL
02 / DATING  •  24 PAGES • PDF + NOTION

Dating While Building

The system from 30 days of right-swiping. What dating apps taught me about sales.

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FOR BURNT OUT
03 / FOCUS  •  22 PAGES • PDF + NOTION

Founder Focus Reset

Anti-burnout that actually sticks. For when small problems take 6 hours for no reason.

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Inside the Playbook

100 hooks + 30-day calendar + 10 templates. Everything tested in 200+ Threads — here's the full map.

INTRO
You don't need to dance on camera

Threads rewards replies, not production value. How @newformceo grew by being the awkward CEO in public.

P. 1–2
CH 1
Why Threads Is Different

First hour = replies > likes. Text + 1 screenshot beats video. Never put the link in the main Thread.

P. 3–4
CH 2
Profile Setup for Sales

The bio formula: who you help + awkward truth + CTA. Plus the pinned Thread that sells while you sleep.

P. 5
CH 3
The 5 Hook Formulas That Work

Small Problem Big Time, Unpopular Opinion, Awkward Confession, Behind The Screen, List With Twist.

P. 6–8
CH 4
100 Viral Hooks

Copy/paste, fill in the [bracket]. 20 each: Founder Reality, Unpopular Opinions, Awkward Confessions, Behind The Scenes, Growth Lessons.

P. 9–18
CH 5
30-Day Content Calendar

Days 1–30 mapped to the hook categories, post times tested (8 AM + 6 PM CT), and the end-with-a-question rule.

P. 19–22
CH 6
10 Ready-To-Post Templates

Fill-in-the-blank structures, 4–6 lines each. Write a Thread in minutes, not hours.

P. 23–26
CH 7
DM To Sale Scripts

When someone comments "link," when they save but don't buy, and the $9 → $39 bundle upsell.

P. 27–28

Why Awkward CEO?

(and why it's not another guru brand)

01

Built from 200+ Threads posts

Not theory. I posted, flopped, re-wrote, re-posted. The playbook is the edit history.

02

Tested on real awkward situations

Dating, networking, team 1:1s, investor small talk. If I can do it, it's in here.

03

Not theory, just receipts

Screenshots, swipe files, Notion templates. Copy, paste, ship. No mindset chapter.

MANIFESTO: I'm great at building companies. I'm bad at asking for water at restaurants. This brand is for people who'd rather send a Notion doc than make a phone call. We build in public, we keep it useful, we don't dance.

FAQ — awkward questions only

Is this separate from Newform?

Yes, 100% separate brand. Newform is the agency. Awkward CEO is the diary of the founder who runs it and is bad at small talk. Different email, different Stripe, different vibe.

How do I get the ebook after buying?

Gumroad emails you a download link the second you check out — PDF + Notion link inside, also saved in your Gumroad library. No waiting, no shipping, no "your order is being prepared" theater.

What if it's not useful?

Then don't pay for it. Email me within 14 days of buying and I'll refund you in full — no exit interview, and definitely no phone call. I'd avoid one too.

Are these for beginners only?

No. The Playbook assumes zero followers and zero system, so beginners get their first 30 days handled. If you're already posting, the hooks and DM scripts sharpen what you're doing. Awkwardness level doesn't matter.

P.S. No shipping. No inventory. Digital only. You get a link, not a box.

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